smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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