The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
someone get that fucking seahorse.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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