Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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