please come you make the beer taste better
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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