sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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