At least make sure they are 18
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Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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