If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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