Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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