just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Randomize