Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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