i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
even my farts smell like vagina
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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