saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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