Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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