Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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