fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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