I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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