what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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