First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice