marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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