I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Randomize
