He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm like, not good at living.
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