It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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