i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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