after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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