oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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