Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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