Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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