i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
