The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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