Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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