You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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