where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
there is glitter all over my balls
His nipple licking is glorious
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