1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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