Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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