She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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