called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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