Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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