Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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