Plan B is the new Plan A
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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