He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
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i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
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She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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