Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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