LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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