i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Also, beer. Big fan.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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