that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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