is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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