piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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