you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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