I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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