So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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