Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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