If that was your dad, he is hot
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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