Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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