You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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