thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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