So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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