Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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