Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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